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  1. 1 day ago  /  155,831 notes  /  Source: mrs-mob-johnlocked

  2. rachelovesklaine:

    Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

    (via purelyawkward)

    1 day ago  /  229,442 notes  /  Source: rachelovesklaine

  3. livelify:

    mattsmithpaw:

    mattsmithpaw:

    iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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    AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

    (via pizza)

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  4. Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
    – Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

    (via thetardisofimpala)

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  7. nerdymelly:

    Do you ever wonder what could have been? Because I do all the time.

    (via twotabletaylor)

    2 days ago  /  81,619 notes  /  Source: nerdymelly

  8. mooseleys:

    answering the door when you’re home alone like

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    (via tea-andpizza)

    2 days ago  /  109,456 notes  /  Source: mooseleys

  9. officialunitedstates:

    FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

    (via pizza)

    2 days ago  /  174,219 notes  /  Source: officialunitedstates

  10. drinktilyouredead:

dennys:

Only the warrior who is worthy shall remove the Blade of Bacon.

what the fuck dennys

    drinktilyouredead:

    dennys:

    Only the warrior who is worthy shall remove the Blade of Bacon.

    what the fuck dennys

    (via twotabletaylor)

    2 days ago  /  13,158 notes  /  Source: dennys

  11. futuredudeman:

    cassbuttmcgee:

    radiogrimshaw:

    have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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    I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

    (via purelyawkward)

    2 days ago  /  343,931 notes  /  Source: michaelgclifford

  12. pizzaforpresident:

    is it just me

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    or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

    (via pizza)

    2 days ago  /  162,956 notes  /  Source: coolator

  13. photo

    photo

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  14. shingekinokyojinheaven:

    on the internet:

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    in real life:

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    (via pizza)

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