Into The Vortex
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Emily, musician, geek. That's about it.
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  • favabean05:

    staticdiplomat:

    pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

    the-goddamazon:

    lancrebitch:

    crunchierkatie:

    i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

    i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

    I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

    i want an update on this

    FUCKING AMAZING

    FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

    (Source: twirpy, via tea-andpizza)

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  • jaclcfrost:

    do you ever feel like mike wazowski

    image

    (Source: jaclcfrost, via gnarly)

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  • (Source: chubbinafatzarelli, via pmon3y69)

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  • “I’m taking a bath with my boyfriend”

    (Source: vagabondedlife, via gnarly)

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    • person: you look dead
    • me: thanks
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  • ukaku:

    comforting ur friends when they’re feeling bad about themselves like

    image

    (via mrblackpanda)

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  • so-humorous:

    Came to talk to the birds this morning….birds talking

    (via gnarly)

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  • superhighschoollevelpessimist:

    eneko-wweh:

    mr-egbutt:

    tyleroakley:

    witchhctiw:

    the-solitary-witch:

    warriorsatthedisco:

    Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

    Saxes move downstage.

    I’ll just leave this here.

    SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

    the added directions are great.
    'insert peanuts'
    'gradually become irritated'
    'cresc., or not'
    'untie slip knot'
    'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

    Release the penguins

    (Source: someone-inconspicuous, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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  • thenwhatamidoinghere:

    I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2007

    (via gnarly)

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  • rnackenzie:

    if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

    (via gnarly)

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  • wagnetic:

    kastiakbc:

    princehal9000:

    winstons-and-enochs:

    the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.

    but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party? 

    "I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”

    i am loving hipster shakespear
    A++

    Idk, I think he’d spend most of the party just telling dick jokes.

    (via the-helen-rivington)

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  • radical-beta:

    when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you

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    (via the-helen-rivington)

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  • pussylipgloss:

    i’ll swallow the cum the whole dick and ball area then proceed to swallow your whole body and use you as an energy source until my next feeding time

    (via communistbakery)

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  • zecrazzie:

    zecrazzie:

    twotabletaylor:

    Austin just watched The Lord of the Rings trilogy for the first time.

    "just watched".

    JUST WATCHED HE SAYS.

    JUST WATCHED AS THOUGH I HAVE NOT BEEN WATCHING THIS FUCKING TRILOGY FOR THE PAST FOUR FUCKING MONTHS. IT’S THAT LONG.

    I MEAN CHRIST

    THIS FUCKING THING

    THERE WERE SO DAMN MANY GAY UNDERTONES I CAN’T BELIEVE SEAN ASTIN EVEN AGREED TO KISS A FUCKING GIRL AT THE END OF THE FUCKING MOVIE

    AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON LIV TYLER.

    IT WASN’T EVEN A WELL WRITTEN ROMANCE BUT SOMEHOW SHE MANAGED TO ADD ENOUGH LIV TYLER TO HER FIVE MINUTES OF CUMULATIVE SCREEN TIME TO SOMEHOW PISS ME OFF MORE THAN THE FUCKING ANIMAL CRACKER SCENE IN FUCKING ARMAGEDDON.

    AND THEY STILL MANAGED TO END IT WITH FUCKING BILBO AND FRODO BITCHING OFF INTO THE SUNSET STILL BITCHING ABOUT THE FUCKING MAGICAL RING THAT HASN’T BEEN MAGICAL SINCE IT WAS FUCKING DESTROYED FOUR FUCKING YEARS EARLIER - also a shorter amount of time in the movies than when watching the movies.

    No. I did not like the Lord of the Rings trilogy. And now I finally see that there’s only so many people in the fandom because YOU’VE GOT  FUCKING STOCKHOLM SYNDROME AFTER SPENDING SO MUCH DAMN TIME WATCHING THE FUCKING THINGS.

    (via twotabletaylor)

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